Real Life Hyumurrr

1) "From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public un-supervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will
descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you
have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you
are travelling with two or more small children, decide now which one you love more"
 
2) Cork Radio Station (in Ireland), 96 FM, was running a competition to find contestants who
could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary yet could still use
these words in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali for a
week.
The DJ, Neil, had many callers; the following two standing out:
DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, me name's Dave.
DJ: Dave, what is your word?
Caller: Goan, spelt G O A N, pronounced "go-an"
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct,
Dave,"goan" is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question,
for a trip for two to Bali is, what sentence can you use that in that would make logical
sense?
Caller: Goan f*** yourself!
At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort
of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following
caller:
DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff, what is your word?
Caller: Smee, spelt S M E E, pronounced "smee".
DJ: We are checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, "smee" is certainly a word not
found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali is, what
sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Goan f***  yourself!

General Motors Vs Bill Gates

this is what i found in a recent newspaper article i was going through...
 
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with
the automotive industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer
industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that go 1,000 miles per gallon."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment be releasing the statement:-
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"

Little Andhra In Chicago

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Little Andhra In Chicago

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Repu the Tomorrow---Part-4

Hello all..sorry about the brief hiatus...so did everyone enjoy the photos of the amish county? ok then lets get on with our story:

The Scene: Chennai Airport
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Vishal: whaaaaat?
Amruta: yeah i cant give your passport..
Vishal: But why?????? (within himself ponders--"is she gone crazy"!)
Amruta: Hey!relax man...i saw your tickets, u are flying to US via hongkong right!..So i will give ur passport at the checkin counter---i am flying to Hawaii via hongkong!

Vishal: phew!thats a relief, but how come u r flying?
Amruta: well, this is my life from now on...i have been selected as one of the probables...so will be living out of my suitcase for the next 2 to 3 years before they make me a senior on the channel...

Vishal: Wow!congrats..how did u get the Visa?
Amruta: They arranged for a visitors Visa --the discovery channel has a reporters quota..
Vishal: Thats cool....it took me my entire life to plan it and one whole year to actually get my visa processed!..u r one lucky gal!

They quickly say farewells..and move ahead and check in...The flight takes off into the night...

Next Scene: Inside the Flight
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Vishal: enti inta chethha tindi pedtunnaru?
Amruta: just stop cribbing and eat something..this is the kind of food u will be eating from now on..better get used to it...

Vishal: yeah yeah...dont tell me u r enjoying it!
Amruta: of course i am...i like eating salads..

Airhostess now serves cold broiled chicken

Vishal: Lets see you eat that!
Amruta: yeah fine....(eats) yuckkkkk...they just boiled it and gave it raw like that!

Vishal smiles.....irritating her..

Altitude :30000 feet above sealevel..
Time left:2 hrs to hongkong

Suddenly, the plane lurches from side to side and vishal wakes up to see everyone catching their seats tightly. Amruta is almost nauseating..

Vishal: whats the matter amruta? havent u flown before..?this is common!
Amruta: yeah i know..i have a height sickness..give me that bag quickly..

a few tense moments later, everyone is ok but our amru is still nauseated...so vishal decides to talk her into ignoring it..

Vishal: hey tell me what you do in your free time?
Amruta: i take pictures...of anything i find interesting.
Vishak: whats the best picture you ever took?
Amruta: well, the best turns out to be the latest one..
Vishal: tell me more..
Amruta: I got down in vijayawada station 2 days back...i was going to get water..when i saw a small girl fallen on the tracks and crying. I was about to rush there, when i saw a crippled boy come over to help her with his support stick. he got her out very well...

vishal: hmm....
amruta: well i know that was boring for u...how about the time when i took a picture of my MBA lecturer going around with his girl friend.....;-)
Vishal: hahaha...i bet that was verrry interesting to his wife..
Amruta: got you!...
Vishal: why?
Amruta: Coz he was not married yet stupid...he was just a few years elder to me...LOL

Blah Blah
Blah Blah
ZZZZZ.....wattt? our vishal is sleeping while amru is chatting off....

Plane lands in hongkong....time to part...this time for real.

Vishal: Hey amruta,it was nice talking to you..
Amruta: Liar!you were dozing off nicely when i was talking...
Vish: hehe...sorry but its your voice...!

Both smile...and give a friendly pat and part.....to catch their flights....


to be continued.......San.

My visit to Amish County...

After a long day hiking through the forest terrain of the starved rock canyons, it was a soothing scene to glimpse at the simple living amish people here at elkhart. Located around 120 miles south east of chicago, in the state of Indiana, the amish acres spreads over a vast area with many amish villages. For more, u can see my photo album....